Arrest Warrant Issued for Treasurer Accused of 'Having Big Heart'
CINCINNATI, Nov. 10 /PRNewswire/ -- An arrest warrant was issued for Jerry Shawhan, Cincom Treasurer, on charges of "having a big heart."
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Web 2.0 FUNDRAISING SITE LAUNCHED FOR DEFENSE
A "Free Jerry Shawhan" (http://jerryshawhan.cincom.com/) Web 2.0 fundraising website has been launched in his defense.
ALL SERIOUSNESS ASIDE
Shawhan's friends and colleagues reacted with shock and disbelief over the charges against him, of "having a big heart." They've been coming out in droves in support (http://bit.ly/G8khq).
SUPPORTERS CLAIM HE'S ALWAYS BEEN HEARTLESS
"I've known Jerry for a couple decades. He's never exhibited, once, any sign of having a heart," commented an anonymous employee who tentatively still works for Shawhan.
PROOF WILL SET HIM FREE
In a bizarre Wizard of Oz, Tin Man-kind-of-twist (http://bit.ly/2UahpJ),Shawhan proclaimed, "When I was younger, I was a widely known movie star. My heartless character was well-documented. I have proof, recorded during my youth, to defend myself."
FORMER PRESIDENT WEIGHS IN
The case has garnered national attention of historical import. A former President (http://bit.ly/4mLatr) has weighed in on the case against Shawhan, though doubts of the former President's authenticity have been raised.
RELEASES NEW "HEARTLESS" AUTOBIOGRPAHY
Shawhan and his defense team aren't taking the charges against him lying down. His defense team released an autobiography (http://bit.ly/26yYab) to tell his side of the story.
REVEALING PHOTOGRAPHS OF SHAWHAN POSTED ONLINE
In a sad note, the media being what it is these days, some skullduggery has already occurred. Revealing photographs (http://bit.ly/3USUhK) of Shawhan have been posted online.
HAVE YOU FIGURED IT OUT YET?
Shawhan will be arrested, transported and locked up on November 17, 2009 - for good - as part of the annual Muscular Dystrophy Association LOCK-UP fund-raising event, in Cincinnati, Ohio. Local business and community leaders agree to be "arrested." Bailing them out helps raise vital funds for the battle against neuromuscular diseases.
PERSONAL PLEA FROM SHAWHAN
"I'm going behind bars for GOOD! Please help bail me out. Your donation is my key to freedom! Please go to my website http://jerryshawhan.cincom.com and BAIL ME OUT!
PROVIDING HELP & HOPE
"I'm proud of the fact that together we're providing help and hope to kids and adults served by MDA in our community," added Shawhan.
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